Funy Sexy Quotes

• I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.
  
  
• Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass.
  
  
• Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids.
  
  
• Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.
  
  
• Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
  
  
• Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!
  
  
• My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
  
  
• There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.
  
  
• Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
  
  
• When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
  
  
• Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.
  
  
• Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
  
  
• Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
  
  
• Any piece of clothing can be sexy, with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
  
  
• Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
  
  
• I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
  
  
• Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
  
  
• I know love and lust don't always keep the same company.
  
  
• I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
  
  
• In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
  
  
• But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.