I did London, I did New York, but I loved doing in India
Paris sucks!
Trust me. I'm a teacher
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!
I have the pussy, so I Make The Rules
Trust me, I'm a lawyer
Ifyour eadthisyo uarestari ngatmyt its
They're real and they're spectacular!
Get a taste of religion. Lick a witch
Started out with Nothing. Still have most of it!
I am not a bum. My wife works!
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Cherish Me Damn It
If you don't like what I am wearing... Feel free to undress me!
I know nothing about sex.... I am married
I can resist everything except temptation
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce
No unauthorized entry!
I see dead people. Can I feel if you are alive?
If you can read this, please flip me back over
Get a taste of religion. Lick a witch
A dirty mind is a wonderful thing!
Size does matter!
Silicone Free!
51% Angel, 49% Bitch. Don't push it!
A good girl is Good, but I'm even Better!
Who needs brains, when you have these!
My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate.... Now I have 2 Girlfriends!
Not All Men are Fools, Some Stay Bachelors
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