26 August 2009

Top tax quotes

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors ... and miss.

Born free. Taxed to death!

Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get.

Smile and the world audits your taxes.

Support the Math Illiteracy Tax - Buy Lottery Tickets.

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

The best things in life are free plus tax.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

Fight organized crime. Abolish the IRS.

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