Too Hot

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel

Is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants.

God created sex. Priests created marriage

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden of eden.

if you were my homework i'd do you everyday in every possible way.

Fornication: Term used by people who don't have anybody to screw with.

Sex is only dirty when its done right... Can I show you how.

If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

Love comes in spurts

I'm not going bald, i'm just getting more head.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place

Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position

Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.